Tuesday, July 26, 2016

                                                        some of my jokes/Corny pickup lines

  • Are you a photographer? Because I can picture you and me together. 
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaam!
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
  • Why did the programer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays 
  • Knock Knock, "who's there" owls "owls who?" Thats right, owl's do hoo! 
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • I like legos, you like legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. 
  •  You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • Whats's on the menu? Me-n-U 
  • My Favorite candy is Red vines or Resses peanut cup or sour punch 

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