some of my jokes/Corny pickup lines
- Are you a photographer? Because I can picture you and me together.
- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaam!
- Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
- Why did the programer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays
- Knock Knock, "who's there" owls "owls who?" Thats right, owl's do hoo!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- I like legos, you like legos, why don't we build a relationship?
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
- Whats's on the menu? Me-n-U
- My Favorite candy is Red vines or Resses peanut cup or sour punch
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